Sometimes there’s only one way to get ahead in life when all else fails. That’s right! Chew that corn off your bosses asshole.
It’s usually the younger guys who strive for that white hat. “Yeah I’m gonna be foreman and do fuck all, and get paid more than all you mother fuckers”! Yep, that’s the same guy who tries to get everyone’s attention in morning meeting by yelling out ” listen up guys boss has to say a few words”. Same guy who takes the bosses truck to run errands for him, but not before his mouth is used as a cum dumpster. Same guy who sits in his office polishing his shoes while the boss eats his lunch.
Who’s operating the bobcat? Stupid fucking question! If there’s shit on his nose we know who it is!
Nothing wrong with trying to move up in life. We all want to be the best at something. I’m good with not licking ass……. well not the bosses ass if you know what I mean lol. The only ladder I’m climbing is the one on the wall. We need to be careful though with these guys. They will do anything to move up including selling you out. Most of us know wrong from right, but sometimes we want to do the wrong thing. IT’S FUN! Just don’t let that little ass licker catch you doing it. Nothing worse than getting ratted on by your co-worker. He’s waiting for anyone to screw up! Eliminating the competition is what he’s good at, so be careful.
Unfortunately that’s all I got. How much can we really say about the teachers pet? Not much because there going to be our boss someday. We live with it and hope he’s not as much of a dick as the other guy.
Catch you later assholes, and stay safe!!
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