Take your pick Asshole! It doesn’t really matter which fucking door you open! Your gonna open all of them to find the cleanest, if there’s such a thing. It’s a never ending battle if your one of the workers who doesn’t piss all over the seat, and shits all over the walls. Like really guys!! How do you get shit on the seat, or on the wall, or even on the ceiling?!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!! I know every time I run for that toilet I have some clean up to do, if I’m doing number 2. I can handle cleaning piss, but I can’t handle cleaning someone else’s shit. I’m holdin it or going to the closest coffee shop.
Your actually a spoiled son of a bitch, if you have as many Johnny’s as the picture above. Most of the time there’s about 1 for every 20 or 30 men. Like I said, that’s if your lucky. You ever seen what a potty looks like after a day of 20 men shitting and pissing in it, all day. Well it’s only Thursday, but don’t worry crack head! It will be cleaned next Wednesday!
A port-o potty is actually a privilege to some. Some of you pour bastards have been around long enough where you have had to find a bush or bucket and a private corner to drop a log. I’ve seen some of you dirty whores crawl into the back of a dump truck, full of hot asphalt, and drop a deuce. If that’s not your cup of tea, find a Timmies or another job, donkey dick.
Ever sit on the potty and realise your out of toilet paper?!……………………. After you’ve already dropped the kids off at the pool?!!
I don’t know about you, but I’m wiping one way or another. I know this happens to me after the messiest shit ever to. You know the one! Like it was a Taco Bell or chicken wing and draught beer kinda night.
I know some of you dirty fucks don’t care! You will just pull your pants up, and carry on with your day…….Your wife must love you!! We know who you are though. Your the guy walking around site, like you had a carrot shoved up your ass!!
Here’s what I’ve done in this situation . First of all lets hope your a George Castanza fan, if not let me explain. George Castanza was a character on Seinfeld who loved to pack his wallet full of crap including receipts.
Oh Yes!! Those receipts come in handy! Might not feel good, but they get your ass some what clean. Don’t like that idea? Ok well, how much are you attached to your underwear? There soft! Tear em off, and wipe! That easy. Than toss em away. Or if your a cheap son of a bitch, just put them in a plastic bag and hand them to the old lady when you get home. She’ll love that!
You can always scream for some toilet paper. Someone might hear you………………….LMFAO!!
I have one more tip for you. You see that empty roll?! It’s made up of cardboard. Cardboard is made up of layers of paper, pressed together. If you don’t want hard cardboard on your ass, than Macgyver the fuck out of that empty roll. Peel those layers apart and Charmaine that shit!! Voila!!
I think that fucking smell is the worst part of a Johnny though!
You know when they finally get cleaned! After a week of hundreds of shits and pisses left in the bowl. HOLY FUCK!! You can be a mile away and it still slaps you in the face!! Especially when it all finally gets stirred up and mixed together after fermenting for a week.
I swear I would rather shit my pants than go in that potty the day before cleaning. Really hot days make it even more ripe!!I like to fast a day or 2 before cleaning! Keeps me away from that rank, sewage aroma.
Does anyone know how much these guys get paid?!! I had to google that shit to find out they only make about $47,000 a year. That’s a good income, but would you do it? NO THANKS! I guess there can always be worst jobs………..
I’m done for today. Stay safe Fuckers!!
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