“THIS IS MY POUCH, THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY POUCH IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME IT IS USELESS, WITHOUT MY POUCH I AM USELESS.”
A little Full Metal Jacket quote to start your day!
You probably wondering what’s there to say about our tool pouch. Lots mother fucker!! That put’s food on the table and a roof over your head. We build houses, bridges and buildings! It is the most sacred thing on the job site. You don’t touch someone else’s pouch! You don’t take tools out of someone else’s pouch!
How many times you drop your pouch to go do something else and come back to this?
“WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TOOLS”? That’s right! An empty fucking pouch. Sometimes you will get an asshole who just likes to have some fun, and hides them on you, just so they can watch you lose your shit. Some guys really do lose there shit though. It’s so fun watching a grown man throw a temper tantrum! Than there’s those days where it gets picked by all those cheese dicks. Either someone is missing there pencil and they help themselves to yours. Or there short nails and don’t feel like walking to the C-can. Some guys don’t have a set of pliers or a measuring tape. Yep, it’s like you were gang banged and your clothes are scattered all over the site. FUCKING HORSE SHIT!!
I guess there really wasn’t much to say about “my pouch”………….whatever, go fuck yourself!
Stay safe mother fuckers!
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