Are you one of those guys that checks the fucking weather everyday? I am! I work outside, so I like to see what I’m in store for. I wanna know how fucked up my day can really get!
Lets start with rain! It’s really simple if it’s pissing out when you get up in the morning and it’s suppose to come down for the rest of the day. You just stay the fuck in bed! Why bother going in to work when you know there going to send you home. I know, you just want to go in for those 2 hours, that they pay you for doing fuck all. I get it , but not worth my time and gas.
Some company’s don’t pay you shit and just give you the option “work or go home”. No one should ever have to work in the rain, but there’s always an exception in some cases. You know, those fucking days where the boss should have cancelled the concrete when there calling for 80% chance of rain. Nope!! That summana bitch thought he was the weather man for that day. “Oh no, it’s not gonna rain today”! Fucking cocksucker! Love it when your in the middle of a concrete pour, and the beer clouds come in and the sky opens up. Your stuck, MOTHER FUCKER!! You need to finish that shit before you go anywhere! PULL OUT THE TARPS!
Rain can sometimes ruin your day even when it doesn’t rain. Yes, that’s correct for you none construction workers. You know what I’m talking about guys. Those mornings you get up and check the weather and it’s calling for 100% chance of showers, but you still have to go in, because it’s not raining. 100% for 8am!! Fucking right! “I have so much shit I can do today”! You start planning your day all the way in to work. Fucking right, I can go see the Doctor or Dentist I haven’t seen in years. Start on some painting around the house, pick up the kids from school, do some groceries, start drinking beer earlier, get caught up on some porn. So much to do, right? You might even get paid for a couple hours for doing shit. 9am roles along…….”WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RAIN” !!? You start getting pissed cause you had so much to do around the house that day. 10 o’clock still nothing! 11′ o’clock comes and you say “maybe I’ll get the afternoon to do some shit”. Sorry mother fucker!! Rain never comes til you jump in your car to go home……….. THE WEATHER MAN FUCKED YOU!! Enjoy the drive home asshole!
Here’s a little difference between a rain day and a snow day. On a rain day, whether you stay home or get sent home. There’s no one else in the house. You enjoy a little peace and quiet. On a snow day…….. EVERYBODY’S HOME! Good luck masturbating with a full house, monkey spanker!
Snow days just suck balls in every aspect! Well, maybe not for the kids! They love every minute of that shit! We did to when we didn’t have to work for a living.
If it’s bad first thing in the morning of a snow day, I don’t even leave the house. I’m not risking my life for anyone or any amount of money. If you do go, you know your gonna be at least an hour or 2 late. FUCK THAT!!
If you do make it in and actually work………..well at least your not getting as wet as you would in the rain, but your gonna be a miserable donkey dick.
I love it when the boss calls and asks “why aren’t you in” and you live an hour and a half away. “Listen up mother fucker”!! “You seem like a smart man with your white hat and all”. So you ask him “is it snowing there”? His reply, “yes”. Well I say “it’s snowing pretty bad here”……………….his response…………………”so your not coming”? Fucking right I’m cumin!! Maybe in the wife, maybe in some tissue, maybe a hand towel, or maybe even in a dirty sock, but no I’m not coming into work, you dumb fuck!!
To be honest I fucking hate the cold and snow! If I can avoid working in it, I’m all over that shit. Like really! Who the fuck enjoys working all day in the cold, wet snow and than top it off with a 5 hour drive home doin 2km an hour?!! Sign me the fuck up! Don’t forget you have about 40 lbs of work clothes on to! Fuckin love it! Just kick me in the nuts!
Today’s post was actually inspired by the worst work day of the year. You pour bastards!! I feel your pain, but not today. I’m in my warm bed writing for your pleasure lol.
Seriously though, for the guys that went in today. Dress warm and be extra safe assholes!!
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