Where the fuck is Chris?!! We have all asked this question. If it’s not Chris, there’s always someone on the crew, you can’t find cause he’s to busy fucking playing with himself. The one who’s in the porto potty 100 fucking times a day. The one who’s always walking around with nothing in his god damn hands but his dick, looking at the fucking birds. The one who is chatting with a pedestrian about the fucking weather. The one who wont shut the fuck up when your trying to get your shit done. The one who feels the need to play a fucking prank at the worst moment! The one who never has his own fucking tools. You get the point “The Dog Fucker”! It’s always when you need that fucker the most. He’s usually coming around the corner with a smile on his face when you been waiting for him for 20 god damn minutes. You just want to grab a shovel and shove it up his ass sideways sometimes!!
“Hey Chris go get me the Skill saw”? This is when he huffs and says “why do I always have to go”? ” Cause your my bitch now go get me the fucking saw”. So he goes, and stops and chats with all the guys on the crew, plus all the sub contractors on site as he makes his way to the saw………….. wait, he needs to wrap his conversations up on his way back. This time you wanna crack him on the head with a sledge hammer. Sometimes we just sit back and watch these lazy fucks and wonder how they tied there shoes that morning or how they even found there way to work. We don’t say anything to the bosses so we don’t feel responsible for a guy losing his job, but sometimes you have to say “FUCK IT”. Sometimes these guys drag us down and effect our performance. These are the guys we don’t want to work with cause they could jeopardise our reputation as a good solid work horse and lead you to an early layoff.
I fucking hate it when I know I could have done something in the fraction of the time, but instead it took fucking forever cause the boss thought he would stick me with Chris for the day…..PRICK!! In construction your always trying to make lemonade without the lemons….Your not making anything with Chris!! Just puppies!
Everyone knows what happens to Chris when work slows down. We know its coming! Layoff in September! Maybe even August. “Don’t worry Chris we will call you next year when work picks up”. Lmfao no they wont!! They never do.
These pour lazy fucks wait around til June wondering when there getting called back til they finally clue in and get another fucking job. Sorry Chris, you were a nice guy, but you sucked as a worker!! Can you say “would you like to add fries to that order”?
Catch you on my next post Fuckers!! Stay safe!
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