Look at that thing!! So fuckin Shiny, and clean. Never gets dirty, does it? Yes the white hat, dumb ass! What did you think I was talking about, my knob?!!
How’s it going Fucktards? Glad your back! Today I will be talking about all those dumb fucks wearing those special white hats. Just in case my title and picture didn’t give it away.
“Work hard boys white hat is coming” We all hear it just so were not caught screwin the pooch. Keeps us on our toes. Yep he walks tall and mean looking for something to criticise. “Your not working hard enough”, “your working to slow”, “Where are your safety glasses”, “That’s not how you do it”, “do it like this”, “you don’t know how to do fuck all”, “here let me do it stupid” . FUCKING DICK!! Seriously, isn’t there some time sheets that need to be filled out? Nothing I can’t stand more than a boss hovering over me and commenting on every fucking thing I do.
At some point in time, in your construction career. You will find the right Foreman and Super who you will feel comfortable with, and who will have complete confidence in you, and leave you the fuck alone. You just have to jump ship! It’s that easy! Move on to another company or crew. Until than, you have to tough it out, while these bored mother fuckers got nothing better to do than to make your life a fucking hell. But it’s not just the Foreman and your Super you have to worry about. White hats come in all shapes and sizes. You have your owners, engineers, saftey reps, and the Ministry. Just to mention a few, who like to pop up every once and a while. It’s fucking scary when a new face with a white hard hat comes on site. Stressful as fuck!! Got to make sure were doing everything right at all times or they could shut us down, send us home or give us a spanking. Who the fuck knows!! We just know we get nervous with new “White hats” hanging around. Like I said, there not all bad, but majority are, and we just have to take it. Why? Because we make $20, $30, $40 or even $50 an hour. We have laws that are suppose to protect us from bully’s, but c’mon. You rat your foreman out to your super. Your getting laid off! You rat both your foreman and super to your union rep. Your going home even sooner.
The old school workers just take it up the ass! There just terrified of losing there jobs. They just keep there mouth’s shut and do as there told. There just holding on for that retirement and pension. Those old fucks must have some leathery skin and strong backs though, to take so much abuse over the years. Deep respect for them, but there still miserable old bastards.
Ever have a boss that barely speaks English? Now there’s a kick in the nuts!! Not only is he an asshole. He’s an asshole in a different mother fucking language. How do you even deal with that?!! It’s like getting a Paki on the phone at customer service. You don’t know what the fuck there saying. I get tired of saying “what, excuse me, sorry I didn’t understand” I just say “FUCK IT”! I’m going home! My kids don’t need to eat this week! I love it when they give you instructions and they fuck that up. You followed exactly what they told you, but because they don’t know the difference between “in front” and “Behind” or “up or down” . Things get lost in translation and your in deep shit cause you didn’t read his mind. I’M OUT!!
I have taken a lot of bullshit over the years and I just can’t do it anymore. I’m happy where I am now, but I’ve had to deal with a lot of knob gobblers. I have to much respect for myself to get on my knees and do a little dick sucking. NO THANKS!! I leave that up to the ass licker! You know, the brown noser, teachers pet. I’ll talk more about that on my next post.
I don’t want to sit here and cut up “The white hat” all day. Because there not all bad and they have worked hard to get where they are and some will actually get there hats dirty. Just stay the fuck away from the ones with a strap on in there office.
YOU on the other hand…………….. You get your ass up at 4 or 5 am, start at 6 or 7 am. Bust your fucking ass for 8 to 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 whatever the fucking hours you work, because your a damn hard worker and you will take all the hours they give you and you love money. I’ve put in a 21 hr day before (Ya I’m an idiot), but a lot of us have done it. We work in the hot sun, cold snowy weather, sometimes even in the rain, we work in residential, roads, bridges, high rise or tunnels to name a few. We lift, carry, push, pull and walk for miles. Sometimes even fucking run! We do so much in a day that most people don’t even do in a week. We get paid well to do all this shit! What we don’t get paid to do is take all the bullshit from your boss. Have some respect for yourself! Don’t let one man make you feel worthless. You do to much for these unappreciated pricks. Tell him how you feel! If he don’t like that, pop em in the nose and I’m sure he’ll like that less as your driving off home and he’s left without a carpenter.
Don’t forget how dangerous your job is!
I’m done for today!! Stay safe fuckers!!
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